Teacher: Why are you late?
Student: There was a man who lost
a hundred dollar bill.
Teacher: That’s nice. Were
you helping him look for it?
Student: No. I was standing on it.
Teacher: Why are you late?
Student: There was a man who lost
a hundred dollar bill.
Teacher: That’s nice. Were
you helping him look for it?
Student: No. I was standing on it.